Pope. Rebekah Koffler has an “impressive” (for DC) resume and she is “from the former USSR” and she is an embodiment of why the United States finds itself where it finds itself today vis-a-vis Russia and pretty much the rest of the world. There is very little about this Koffler lady on the internet, say how old is she and where in the USSR was she born precisely (she states she was born in Kazakhstan), but there is very little doubt in that she read too much of Solzhenitsyn and, judging by her appearance, she does look like my peer and that is why she is full o’ shit. No, I am not talking about her book and “Russian hacking”, I am talking about her urban myths and BS about the USSR she spews on the air at Fox (and elsewhere) and here is the latest this “Russia expert” delivers three days ago.
I am not claiming that the USSR was a “free” country in Western understanding but it is clear that I and millions of my peers and Rebekah lived in a different USSR and that this intelligence “professional” is milking her “Soviet” biography for some kind of gain, most likely monetary, and tells fairy tales about USSR popular among former Soviet (primarily Jewish, but not exclusively) Brighton Beach populace. For starters, why she lies: criticism and anecdotes about Soviet government and Communist Party were not just common, but they were spoken openly from smoking rooms to diners to even barracks in Soviet military (and she certainly has no experience with that) and nobody were persecuted let alone “expelled from schools”, because the only reason to be expelled from any Soviet school was two fold–discipline and academic failure. Period. Hundreds of my peers, who entered naval academy with me in 1980, same as before that, or after, were political anecdotes and jokes telling, American jeans wearing, rock-music listening and long-haired dudes, have been checked by KGB (namely counter-intelligence) before even allowed to apply, well…
Never in my life have I heard of any kid “expelled” from the school on the bases she proposes and I met and studied with very many peers who were border-line asocial and anti-Soviet. One of my academy classmates made it into the KGB organization NEVER being in Komsomol, let alone being a member of Communist Party and… had no problems in advancing along the career path. Koffler, obviously, when she left USSR at a young age, had only Soviet dissident narrative, much of it hearsay and outright BS, and urban myths to sell in the US, which was eager to listen to any contrived BS as long as it was instrumental in drawing a caricature of a country, they had no real understanding of. It is not surprising then, when having such “analysts” and “experts” as Koffler, who sounds like a keynote speaker at the regional Communist Party gathering and who deliberately oversells this “totalitarian thingy” for own benefit, that the US “intelligence community” has become a butt of a jokes around the world, especially in anything related to Russia.
She claims that she was an analyst of “Russian strategy and cyber warfare”, well, strategy is a very broad term, but Koffler’s feeble attempts to sell her Soviet high school experiences as a valuable contribution to the intelligence field while having zero experience and education with Soviet institutes of state power and security, be that military or security services are telling, as are her misguided and incompetent attempts to draw parallels between the USSR and modern USA. She is no big thinker. She is also utterly militarily incompetent. Here is a proof from her book:
This also explains why those “analysts” cannot find their own ass with both hands in a brightly lit room. They call it “intelligence.”
I am still puzzled with the role Koffler ascribes to “advanced” Littoral Combat Ships in the “war with Russia”. Unless she means to build so many of them that Russians exhaust completely their stock of anti-shipping missiles sinking them and then surrender? Then several thousand of LCS should be built. I am sure it was Russian clandestine operation too, to convince Pentagon to invest innumerable billions into shitty technologies, such as F-35 and LCS. It has got to be Russian operation. How else can you explain this clusterfuck. I am sure Koffler will write a book on that too. Nah, I am screwing with you.