Covidian Creed

I believe in Covid-19, the Danger Almighty,

Terror of heaven and earth.

I believe in The Vaccine, his only Son, our Lord.

I believe in the World Economic Forum,
the Bill & Melinda Gates Founation,
the World Health Organization,
the digitizing of loneliness,
the covering of our faces,
and the lockdown everlasting.

Amen.